25 Aug
2008
Monday
Ya know what’s not cool ? When your daughter uses Maximum Strength Orajel, makes a mess with it, cleans part of the mess with the roll of toilet paper and neglects to tell you this.
Can I ask you, have you ever had a numb vajayjay !?!?
Anyway.
I think I deserve a gold medal for “lawn anchoring”, I set a goal and accomplished it. All night Friday night and all day Saturday. Oh and Saturday night too. See ? I told you. Gold medal right there. Barb and I sat out there all day and night. The kids kept disturbing us with this crap about how they were hungry and some other stuff, like we’re the moms or something.
Now to address the comment from the previous blog from “Joe”. I am not divorced, and not a single parent. Many people, namely my husband and kids, would beg to differ. I do love blogging, although I don’t think I’ve ever said I love the art of blogging, but maybe I have ? Ah well, someone talked about me besides me so, I guess it goes along the lines of any press is good press ? Next thing you know I’ll be on the cover of some rag mag with the headline “ Stars Without Makeup”. Ok, in all reality it would probably be “People You Don’t Know That Have The Worst Bodies of The Year”.
They can try, and I can assure you that they can catch me without makeup, but it will be a cold day in hell when they catch me in a bikini.
Comments
Aug 30, 2008
Nancy G.
I cannot comment
on the numb vajayjay question, other than saying "Yes".
That was back in the 80's though, and it involved something
illegal so no, I can't comment.
M ~ Just so you know, I do my best to hog Jess' blog. It's the only one I read, ever. Why waste our time anywhere else right? hehe...
LOL ~ hugZ Crazy J Woman =}
Aug 27, 2008
Nodope
Hehehehe...
No
Aug 27, 2008
jesskennison
Barbie
This was an instant "numbness" lmfao, I'm pretty sure it was Orajel. Also, my ass is what's always numb after we lawn anchor, my vajayjay is just fine afterward.
Aug 27, 2008
jesskennison
Donni
Joe was relaying what he heard on the radio show. He was listening to it, not taking part in it lol.
Aug 26, 2008
Barbie
You sure it was Orajel
Ok, just asking...are you sure it was the Orajel that made the Vajayjay numb??? Maybe it was all of our lawn anchoring??? LOL
Aug 26, 2008
Donni Team MOAP
I see
Haha So they just passed on what they heard without confirming the facts... I am glad your blogs are here LOL!! And I'm sorry, what part of this site do they take a role in? The radio show?
Website: http://www.moap.us
Aug 26, 2008
jesskennison
Jess' Biggest Fan (Not Her Husband)
It's awesome to have a biggest fan. It's weird that it's possibly because I talked about a numb vajayjay.
Aug 26, 2008
jesskennison
KatieK
I promise I will, you can come over, have drinks with us and we can talk about numbness LOL
Aug 26, 2008
jesskennison
MOAP Donni
The comment I was referring to was this :
******Joe
GUYS: JESS IS NOW SINGLE!!!!!!!!!
Hey every one, Jess is now single. At least according to the City Weekly. Here is the conversation that took place a little after 2 today on the City Weekly radio show:
Person 1: Check out the City Weekly blog section. We have person 1, 2 3 and who is this Jess Kennison gal?
Person 2: She is a lady who loves the art of blogging and contacted Jim about having a blog on the web site and he said "Okay."
Person 1: She is a single mother writing about what it is like to be a single mother in Omaha.
Nice to see the level of research the City Weekly does when discussing things (especially things on their own website).*******
It wasn't negative feedback really, he was passing on what he heard so I was correcting is all.
Aug 26, 2008
jesskennison
M
I do what I can ;)
Aug 26, 2008
jesskennison
Kat
I'm the most famous person you know ? I'm sorry ! LMFAO
Aug 26, 2008
Jess' Biggest Fan (Not Her Husband)
VaJayJay
Best. Blog. Post. Ever.
Aug 25, 2008
KatieK
I HAVE had a numb
I HAVE had a numb vajayjay.... let me tell you.... you can pee your pants at ANYTIME!!! jk Next time you lawn anchor.let me know!!!
Aug 25, 2008
www.moap.us
Awesome!
Haha A Numb Vajayjay!
What an opener, don't worry about people that give negative feedback afterall they're still talking about you which will make others curiosity rise and want to form there own opinion. Keep it up !!
Website: http://www.moap.us
Aug 25, 2008
M
Keep on blogging....it makes
Keep on blogging....it makes my day!!!
Aug 25, 2008
Kat
You are already the most
You are already the most famous person I know, will keep checking for that no-make up/bikini shot with some man besides your husband... muwahahahahaha...
Aug 25, 2008
Jess
Lulu
Girl, you wanna start with me already !?!
And, I said "cold day in hell" not cold day in Nebraska....oh wait, that could be the same thing.
Aug 25, 2008
lulu
Uuuuhhh.... If it is cold in
Uuuuhhh.... If it is cold in hell, why would you have a bikini on? Just askin'...
Website: http://superchick79.blogspot.com
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