02 Sep
2008
A little known rule about auto theft
Friday night, the kids were in watching a movie, hubs was in bed, Barb and I were nowhere near ready to go inside so when our neighbor pulled into his driveway and went inside while his truck was still running........it was obvious what had to be done.
Barb and I were sitting there quite innocently and had no real intentions of grand theft auto two minutes earlier. But, when he walked inside we both just sort of looked at each other with the same idea. I told her to run knowing full well that since I was already laughing so hard I almost peed myself that there was no way I could run.
As she started across the street she saw something out of the corner of her eye and instead of running back, she does this crazy damn football zig zag in the middle of the road and continues toward the truck. Me ? Sitting in the lawnchair snorting with laughter, which got worse as she did the effin' zig zag, like what the hell was that and where did she learn it ?
She makes it to the truck, gets in and drives down the street a bit before parking it. I wait, trying to breathe between muffled fits of giggles. I wait more, and she's still in the damn truck.
Finally, the door flies open, she flies out almost falling because she missed the running board, and here she comes running like a bat outta hell. When she makes it back we both ran to the side of the house to hide in the darkness when she tells me she couldn't find the door handle to get out. Take note, if you're stealing a truck make sure you take a peek at where the inside handle is.
As the neighbor comes out to the middle of his driveway and stands there frozen in the spot where his truck was only seconds ago, cocks his head to one side, looks in our direction, then down to his truck. He throws his hands in the air as he yells things that were damaging to my virgin little ears. That's when we both lost it and even the cloak of darkness we'd been hidden in couldn't keep us safe anymore.
We are so lucky the neighbors understand that we're just crazy, and maybe we need a hobby.
Comments
Sep 15, 2008
How Do You Do It?
Somehow you have got some super power or something, because you have the ability to get innocent people to do your dirty work! Wether it be jumping out of a running car to "pick up a newspaper" or GTA! ;) Love ya!
Sep 06, 2008
BarbieJ
Not a Zig Zag
I don't really think I did this football zig zag, it was more like "Oh sh**, this would really suck to get caught in the act." LMFAO - Good times...need more!!!
Sep 06, 2008
Nancy G.
The world needs
more neighbors like Jess...
and more neighbors like Jess' neighbors.
Have to tell ya though, here that woulda been shotgun-worthy if we didn't know ya!
hugZ ~ Ms. Winchester 12 Gauge Pistol Grip
Sep 05, 2008
Alice
Donni
I dunno....I think being Jess's neighbor might be quite interesting & fun! LOL
Though, I would be sure to lock all windows, doors & cars! ;)
Sep 05, 2008
jesskennison
Donni
See the comment I left for Tricia lmfao....I agree with ya though
Sep 05, 2008
jesskennison
Tricia
Quilting. Do you HEAR how effin' wrong that sounds in the same sentence as my name ?!?!
Sep 05, 2008
jesskennison
Lulu
If you could retype and post all 62 comments, that'd be great. Thx. ;)
Sep 05, 2008
jesskennison
Donni
Don't go thinking that just because you're not my neighbor that means you're safe !
Sep 05, 2008
DonniTeamMOAP
Oh Snap Extreme Quilting!
I just don't see you doing Quilting as normal as others LoL!
Sep 05, 2008
Tricia
Haha!
Oh my word! That is freaking hilarious! That is totally something I would do! You and Barb need to take up quilting or some crap! Haha!
Tricia
Sep 05, 2008
admin
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Sep 05, 2008
DonniTeamMOAP
Hey Admin
Perhaps a captcha would be better for your site
Sep 04, 2008
admin
Darn SPAM
Lulu, we require that you must log in before posting a comment for the time being. We've got a good 5,000+ SPAM comments in the past few days. I'll make sure that it's noted to visitors that they must be logged in to post a comment.
Sep 02, 2008
DonniTeamMOAP
Haha
Feel better Lulu?
Sep 02, 2008
Lulu
Fine!
I registered....I'm logged in. Now if I could only remember the last 62 comments I left for you. This freaking site doesn't bother to tell me that my dumbass self can type, type, type away in the comments box....and yet, nothing will be posted until I register. Bastards. There. I said it.
Sep 02, 2008
DonniTeamMOAP
LMAO
Jess your KILLING me!! **Note to self** lock doors and do not neighbor Jess..
Good Blog Jess *thumbs up*
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