Monday

It's more like

a "bar/blog arrest", not a real arrest w/police & choppers & all that, no worries ;)
And no eye didn't sign in since they make me do math anyways :P LOL Kat

~N

Kat

Hmmm... I have taken a couple of pics with a good looking 'GUY' waiter but never a female. However I did try to convince an exceptionally attractive waitress one time to be a sperm donor for my future grandchildren. I was just a little tipsy and I think I freaked her out...

Auntie Em from Kansas

Really enjoy reading you little tidbits..Have Fun!

ZooKeeper

I knew if I held out long enough i wouldn't have to register!

Lulu Says:

Pictures with the waitress!!! -Snort-

jesskennison

Comments

All in one response this time !

I know she wants more money, it’s her job !

Nope, no free drinks. That wasn’t our goal really she was just funny and nice !

Yes, well most people are amazed that I can act smart !

Did we take her home with us ? Like I’d tell you !

Wasn’t trying to gain friends, we’re just likeable, people like us dammit !

Spelling the days of the week correctly, yep twice now !

I keep singing “I kissed a girl too” the other day I started and said “oops I did it again !” . Of course that song was stuck in my head after that, grrrr.

The “arrest me now look”, why whatever are you talking about ? I thought that was my “Hiiieeeee !” look ? If that’s the arrest me look, then I’m gonna need a bail bondsman !

Nancy G.

Like a good little gril...

EYE signed in heh heh. *waves to whoever the hell is here* I do recognize a couple of brave Jess Blog souls so howdy.

Looks like you 3 grils were having that "ARREST ME NOW" kind of fun again, Jess. Isn't that like 3 times this week??? ;) That's the preview to the Houston Alexander vschlogging, right? And stay tuned we will! (Oh, I spell 'girl' like that up there because I was influenced by 3rd grade cult funny-brownie scout alcoholics & their airplane-size bottles of JD & Scotch. That was a bit before I was a waitron. From steak & eggs to whiskey, I think I've served it all. Never got pinched in the ass by a hot chick though, darnit. Put that on my Bucketlist.

It's 4am and there's choppers overhead outside here right now. They're prolly watching me type & monitoring all my other activities, but I'm not paranoid or anything. Good to see everybody, sign the hell in next time so old ppl can remember this sh*t... like who ya'll are ~

:P hugZ ~N

At least you were having

At least you were having fun. It never fails, for some reason when I go out, I get hit on by both sexes. Why just the other night someone was singing 'I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it' to me and it wasn't my husband. Then the week before that I had a comment directed at my chest, yet another female. And if I get one more offer to go 'check out' someone's computer, I'm going to lose my friggin mind.

I seriously don't know what's wrong with these people. I mean come on are they that desperate?

Renee

At least...

you can spell the days of the week correctly... riveting!

OOPS

Uhh..that last comment was me...TRICIA. Life is what you make of it.. You know the girl that never blogs anymore. Yeah her..she's such a loser huh? LOL!

Made it...

Ouy Vey..why do they keep changing the commenting rules! At least I can comment faster now without having to log in.

NIce

I know what you were trying to do... FREE drinks! It only works with the guys.. Trust me I was there once.. on the waitress side... not the desperately trying to gain friends side! :)
KateK

BFF

Did you take the waitress home with you? :)

Fitch

BFF

Everone needs a new BFF when they're drinkin' for two purposes - #1 might help w/a free drink ocassionaly and #2 - with a new BFF when yer drinkin' they are not laffin their asses off due to your new found brilliance - they are amazed by how smart you really are!!!

You are too funny. Never

You are too funny. Never make BFF with the waitress if you are a guy or a girl...lol. It is all in effort in getting more of your money and they likely talk about you behind your back after they drop off your drink...lol