26 Sep
2008
Goooood Morning !
Have you ever gotten to the point that you are so mentally unstable that you can’t even listen to the radio ? Just out of curiosity.
I have. I’m pretty much there right now. To make it better/worse, I’m in the midst of a “country music phase”. Ugh.
I, for whatever reason, associate and empathize with the songs. I end up crying because they play the song they played at my grandpa’s funeral. I cry because they play the damn song about the daughter telling her dad it’s alright to die. Hell, I cry when they play the song about the son of a 3rd generation farmer, because somewhere along the lines I’m sure I knew a person that fit that description and I’m sure he’s proud and would sing along with a tear in his eye too dammit.
I have country on my Ipod too, so the other day as I was out on a walk the song “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” started to play and out of nowhere I did a little jig like I would if I was out somewhere and it came on. Now, mind you I am new to the whole “walking with an Ipod playing” so as I started to sing along rather loudly and I’m sure off-key I rounded the corner screaming “ whooo-wee how’d she even get them britches onnnnn”, the 5 people in the driveway that I was near all stopped what they were doing to see what nutjob was coming towards them singing about britches.
Needless to say I’m gonna have to practice walking without singing along.
Oh, one more thing. Part two of Houston Alexander behind the scenes is up ! Have a fabulous weekend !
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=Q03Mun1eOTM
Comments
Oct 09, 2008
Uhhhhhh....
Well, I guess there's little sense in asking how the f*** you're doing now, is there? Poor baby cryin' in her beer...
What ever, I just came by to say hi but I think a sweet kick in the a$$ is more in order. Suck it up lady!
nodope
Oct 06, 2008
County Music?
Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
Your old friend
Earl
Oct 02, 2008
What?
No moap spam in a while.
Sep 30, 2008
Graston, Houston & Country Music
Yeah, they pretty much rip me up at the massage school when I go anyways and yes I pretty much like the punishment...Houston looks buff, looks like ya'll had fun...loved the narration too Jess...Britney lol...is she Country yet??
~Nancy
Sep 30, 2008
la la la
Keep on singing...so what if you are offkey...it is probably the best entertainment that your neighbor's have had in a while. Some people actually pay money for poor quality entertainment.
Sep 29, 2008
make ya feel better
Hey Jess I REALLY can't sing if it makes you feel better... lol my problem is just driving down the street singing and then realizing when I look at the car next to me at a light that they can hear me... haha
Sep 29, 2008
RE: Jesse
Yeah. I'm back. It's been a busy & lousy month. Hopefully October will be calmer and I can get everything back in order, slow the hell down and enjoy fall.
Sep 29, 2008
jesskennison
Nancy
Really ? You'd want that done ? It just looks painful to me girl !
Sep 29, 2008
jesskennison
Jesse
Is that you coming ut of hiding J.P. ? Good to see ya ! Hey I meant like crying unstable, not killing spree unstable.
Sep 29, 2008
jesskennison
KatieK
I'm pretty sure I need to go to church with you so I can see this ! Hahahaha...that's so wrong of me I know.
Sep 29, 2008
jesskennison
Zookeeper
It would take me a long damn time to find a country road to walk on !
Sep 27, 2008
Music
I would suggest staying away from music such as Rage Against the Machine. You might feel the need to become destructive and unleash mayhem.
-Jesse
Sep 27, 2008
oh that was cool!
There was that butter-knife-looking Graston technique again, can somebody do that to my lower right back please? Then I'll make samiches for ever'body.
;) ~N
Sep 27, 2008
you sang about "britches"
I was laughing so hard reading that Jess...you & Mississippi Dad might like The Hackberry Ramblers...some of them are actually still alive.
Give me Asleep At The Wheel anyday... Now I need to go watch your part 2 VIDEO dammit before I veer too far off the road lol...hugZ ~N
Sep 26, 2008
Crazy Lady...
You know... I know of this crazy lady that sings and walks too... AT CHURCH she was singing and walking.. minding our own business... she walks up to us and yells... TRAMP.. then keeps on walking.. NOW thats a crazy lady!
KatieK
Sep 26, 2008
Florida
Screw the haters, sing like no one's listening
Sep 26, 2008
I have a hard time listening
I have a hard time listening to the iPod and not singing along, too. I realized that on an airplane.
Sarah
Sep 26, 2008
Zookeeper
I hate it when I can't sing along so I take the back country roads and wail!
Sep 26, 2008
jesskennison
Lulu
Thanks for being a friend and blaming the country music and not my mental instability ! I heart you !
Sep 26, 2008
jesskennison
Fitch
I'm so gonna play some songs backwards. I don't have a wife but I need one ! Bitch needs to clean this house !
Sep 26, 2008
jesskennison
Tawny
You made me blush lil sister ! Now stop kissing up and tell me what you want !
Sep 26, 2008
jesskennison
Mississippi
Dad--I dunno if you've heard but they still play music sang by a person even after they've died. I heard you can even buy a recordin' of it on some sorta 8 track or somethin'
I don't care if the people saying it are drunk, they said it so it counts !
Sep 26, 2008
Lulu Says:
No more country music for you.
Sep 26, 2008
I've never tried it but...
...they say if you play country music backwards you get your truck back, your wife back and your dog back.
Fitch
Sep 26, 2008
Well
Other people might have to be drunk for your singing to sound good, but they don't need their beer goggles on to look at you! :)
Tawny
Sep 26, 2008
Hey Mississippi way to
Hey Mississippi way to encourage your daughter!
Sep 26, 2008
MISSISSIPPI
MAYBE NOT IF THE POEPLE LISTENING ARE DRUNK ENOUGH YOU MIGHT SOUND PRETTY GOOD, AND COUNTRY ANIT COUNRTY SINCE PATSY KLINE DIED
Sep 26, 2008
jesskennison
Mississippi
Dad--It is in my genes I just have to be drunk to sing well, I know it's true because everyone tells me that. ;)
Sep 26, 2008
jesskennison
Country Music
Yuck to the music or yuck to the boyfriend ?
Sep 26, 2008
MISSISSIPPI
ITS JUST NOT IN YOUR GENIES TO SING GIRL, AND IM
NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR LEVI,S
Sep 26, 2008
Country Music
When I hear country music, it reminds me of my wife's boyfriend. Yuck.
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